The Truth....lol
samapple
Manchester, United Kingdom | Man Letar efter Kvinna
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Jag skulle beskriva mig själv som
43 - no I'm not I'm 44. I have a keen sense of humour (apparently), Ex rugby player 6 3", 120kg, solvent, own house (not a bloody clue what to do with it!) honest, loyal and strongly believe in opening doors for ladies. I am probably a little old fashioned for some, honesty, loyalty, integrity etc ( I don't think thats such a bad thing!) However if I have put you off then this should swing it- I have all my own hair
OR ...
.
I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...
I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace
Quasi ...
(Please god have a sense of humour)
PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.
I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.
OR ...
.
I am a liar a cheat and a general bounder...
I have warts, unruly facial hair, detest children of any age. I am short.. No I?m squat... I have a squint, one leg, but I am working on the other one. Furthermore I am unromantic, I smell (It?s a gland thing). On a good day I?m classed as generally loathsome, on a bad day the general demeanour is simply detestable with bouts of uncontrollable rage. I have had horse hair grafted onto my scalp to cover the myriad of pustules... In short ... I am the man for you...Now dear lady tell me what there isn?t to like...
I remain yours, in general disgrace
Quasi ...
(Please god have a sense of humour)
PS. I have several wives on different continents and a plethora of children ? Any chance of a Visa?eeth and hair.
I am looking for a lady who has a sense of humour, a good heart , who is fun ,reasonably happy, who would like to do things together (steady!) and open minded about life. Most of all just want to feel relaxed in their company and see how it goes. Failing all else ,if any body out there can make a half decent Sunday Lunch with a large Yorkshire pudding I would be so very grateful.
Stjärntecken
Fiskarna
Utseende & situation
Min kroppstyp är
Några extra kilon
Min längd är
195 cm
Mina ögon är
Blåa
Mitt civilstånd är
Singel
Jag har barn
Ja - inte hemma
Jag vill ha barn
Nej
Min bästa kroppsdel är
Bröst
Kroppskonst
Ärrad, Synlig tatuering
Jag har en eller flera av dessa
Inga husdjur
Villig att flytta
Nej
Status
Min utbildningsnivå är
Vissa universitetsstudier
Min nuvarande anställningsstatus är
Heltid
Min specialitet är
Annat
Jag bor
Ensam
Hemma
Allt är lugnt
Jag är rökare
Ja - ofta
Jag dricker
Ja - ofta
Personlighet
I skolan var jag
Klassens clown
Mitt beteende i sociala sammanhang är
Uppmärksam, Komiker
Mina intressen och hobbies är
Matlagning, Campa, Fiske / Jakt
Att ha kul innebär för mig
Prova nya saker, Tar det lugnt
Mina vänner tycker att jag är
Obskyr
Åsikter
Min religion är
Agnostiker
Jag går i kyrkan
Aldrig
Min humor är
Klok, Obskyr, Oanständig
Smak
På TV tittar jag alltid på
Nyheter, Drama, Instruerande, Sport
När jag går på bio ser jag alltid
Action, Komedier, Drama
Letar efter
Vad tycker du är attraktivt?
Intelligens, Humor, Empati, Känslighet, Spontanitet, Omtänksamhet
Vilken form av förhållande söker du?
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