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orvilletheduck
Birmingham, United Kingdom | Mann Søker A Kvinne
Grunnleggende informasjon
Jeg kan snakke
Norsk, Tysk, binær
Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som
Got into biking at 15 and never looked back. There was a time whilst the ankle-biters were growing up (no longer saddled with dull, boring, non-biking, accountancy type ex) when I was bikeless for some months and it was hell. I like European touring and rallies. Got several bikes - different types/sizes in various states from OK to 'needs attention' to 'basket case'. Preference for big European machinery.
Not into DIY even though I'm quite capable so don't expect me to except in emergency. You want a new kitchen? Feel free to buy a new kitchen and pay somebody else to fit it for you - I'll happily chill with the tube or music or work on the bikes with a beer or three instead thanks.
If you admire Randy Hickey then you and me will get along just fine.
Not into DIY even though I'm quite capable so don't expect me to except in emergency. You want a new kitchen? Feel free to buy a new kitchen and pay somebody else to fit it for you - I'll happily chill with the tube or music or work on the bikes with a beer or three instead thanks.
If you admire Randy Hickey then you and me will get along just fine.
Registrer
Kreft
Utseende & Situasjon
My Kroppstype er
Ett par ekstra kilo
Min høyde er
6 '2 (1.88 m)
Øynene mine er
Grønn
Min etnisitet er
Europeisk, kaukasisk
Min Sivilsituasjon er
Skilt
Jeg har barn
Ja - bor ikke hjemme
Jeg vil ha barn
Usikker
Min beste egenskap er
Øyne
Kropps kunst
Piercing ... Men bare ørene
Mitt hår er
Salt og pepper
Jeg har en eller flere av disse
Katt
Villing til å flytte
Ja
Status
Min Utdanningsnivå Er
Universitetsgrad
Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er
Student
Min spesialitet er
Datamaskiner / Electronikk
Minn jobb tittel er
full-time university student (skint)
Jeg tjener så mye på et år
Mindre Enn $14,999USD
Jeg bor
Alene
Hjemme
Alt er rolig
Jeg er en røyker
Nei
Jeg drikker
Ja - En eller to
Personlighet
Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg
Gjennomsnittlig
Min sosiale atferd er
Reservert, Sjenert, Observant, Komisk, Mørk, Merkelig
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Lese, Lære, Musikk, Tv, Filmer, Internett, Familie, Restaurant, Fotografi, Religion / livssyn, Reise, Lage mat, Kamping, Datamaskiner
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Være med venner, Prøve nye ting, Kino, Slappe av, Sove, Drikking, Lese en bok, Tv, Gå på konsert
En ideel første date vil være
Do something slightly unusual like go up a mountain. You get to learn more about a person like that than sitting having a drink or a coffee and wondering what to talk about.
Mine venner beskriver meg som
Vennlig, Et troll, obskur
Visninger
Min religion er
Åndelig men ikke religiøs
Jeg går på gudstjeneste
En gang i uken
Mitt mål i livet er
To have a darned good time before being absorbed back into the superconcious.
Min humoristiske sans er
Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk, obskur
Smak
På TV ser jeg alltid på
Nyheter, Tegneserier, Komedie, Filmer, Repriser
Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en
Action, Science Fiction, Komedie, Drama, Dokumentar
Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på
Land, Rock, Metall, Electro, Pop, Klassisk, Blues, New age, Reggae, Folkemusikk, Punk
Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid
Eldgammel, antologi, Auto-biografi, Biografi, Klassisk, Tegneserie / tegnestripe, Datamaskiner, Fiction, Historie, Humor, Instruksjonsvideo, Referanse, Satire, Science Fiction, Teknisk
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
European touring, rallying, visiting far off historical places (Berlin, Dresden, Prague, Auschwitz), music festivals, gigs, cinema, foreign food (preferably in foreign places.)
Leter etter
Hva finner du attraktivt?
Intelligens, Flott utseende, Humor, Gode ferdigheter, Empati, Følsomhet, Dristighet, Rariteter, Spontanitet, Penger, flørtende, vett, Omtanksfull
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AND starsign = ( "pisces" OR "taurus" OR "scorpio" OR "virgo" OR "cancer" )
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AND grammar = "good"
AND intelligence = "good"
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AND smoking_habits NOT = ( "regular" OR "heavy" )
AND booze_habits NOT = ( "teetotal" OR "heavy" )
AND pets NOT = ( "dog" OR "dogs" );
Sun readers and Corrie/DeadEnders/Enemadale watchers look elsewhere. Ditto car-heads, bread-heads, Trinnie & Susannah type tidiness freaks, gold diggers and those without no sensible capabilities i.e. accountants, auditors etc.
Sorry but these characteristics are all non-negotiable.
My ideal woman would comply with all the above and be as tall as me, not fat, red hair, blue eyes, part-scottish/part-german/part-welsh. Yeah - and that's about as likely as the pope turning jewish so it's time to stop dreaming and look for somebody real.
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